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Company motto

Supply One Plastics, the company I am employed by, has two lame mottos, probably because they completely lack a marketing division. The mottos include "A thermoformer you can work with" and "A quality product sells itself" (possibly the biggest marketing cop-out. I have therefore created several mottos they could use in place.
1. More plastic than you could fill a landfill with
2. We make plastic, so you can make actual products
3. Buy it!! Please!! It's Plaaastic. (In a really whiny voice)
4. Spastic Plastic-it's great. Spastic Plastic-don't playa' hate! (more of a jingle than a motto)
5. Supply One Plastics- your number one plastic supplier (maybe that's what their problem is-their name says it all)
6. Did somebody say Supply One Plastics (if Mcdonald's isn't going to use it, they can)
7. Domo arigato, Supply One Plastics, Mata ah-oo hima de, Domo arigato, Supply One Plastifcs, Himitsu wo shiri tai
(Thanks Styx)
8. Veni Viddi Vicci (J. Caesar's motto) (Take Latin)
9. A quality thermoformer sells work to itself. (A combination of the two present mottos)
10. Buy our plastics, and we won't make toy swords and helmets and attack you!

A song about being human machinery

VERSE1
Things that come off of conveyor belts need to be loaded all day.
But the initial cost of a packing machine is much too much to pay.
So its up to a human machine to save the day.
CHORUS
Human machine
Human machine
Packs plastic away
VERSE 2
//I don't feel like rhyming anymore so, someone else can finish it or it will remain unfinished

I may have gotten more than I bargained for.

My job is menial and mindless. I also have to work 50+ hours a week. Hah, well, beggars can't be choosers I guess. Everyone seems to hate the company owner. He doesn't talk to any of the peons and wears really strong musk (or so I am told). I think the workers should rise up and take over the plant. Long Live the Proletariat! (Or at least until I have left their rank)

I got a job!

I guess complaining online worked, because now I have to unload plastic off of a conveyor belt for ten hours a day, starting tomorrow. I'll comment on how it goes.

A poem about nothing

The following is a poem I wrote for Kenny's birthday.
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Nonsense
An experiment in wordplay



I went down to a green-house.

Meanwhile, a gray mouse infiltrated my brick house.

They say home is where the heart is,

But in my home there the hearth is.

Realizing this I wondered if anything is really real?

Like the reel of a fishing rod or really

Not real,

Like the dream where you dream that you are watching a gray mouse

Eating cheese, but really the mouse is dreaming that

It is eating cheese and that you are watching it.

And the mice live at their brick house

Dreaming that they had a stone hearth,

Which they could make a fire on cold, old nights,

And make their house warm as a green-house.

Matt Needs a Job

You'd think someone would pay a talented, hardworking, honor society, 1420 Sats, 8th in the class student minimum wage to do some thankless, menial, minimum-wage job. You'd think that. Well-here's to thinking!

Matt's Guide to Super Hero Movie Production!!!!

Recently, among X Men, X Men 2, Spiderman, The Hulk, and Daredevil, there has been a recent increase in the popularity and production of superhero movies. In order to assist in this production of these movies here is MATT's guide to making your very own super hero movie!
1. Pick a super hero. There are many unused superheroes-the Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and even El Diablo (anyone play Freedom Force?) come to mind. If you are really stuck, make up your own. You will have to do this yourself though, that's another guide.
2. Get a rock band to make a very generic and mediocre song that seems to apply to the plot of the movie. Don't worry if it's bad. It doesn't matter, people don't watch movies for music.
3. Make some accessories! Video games, music Cds (here is where that song is handy), action figures, T-shirts, lunch boxes, and pogs (they have to become popular again sometime--why not reinitiate the craze). Remember more markets means more money!
4. Sell sell sell! Time to cash in. Have fun with the money, and thank you for using MATT FISTER'S guide to superhero movie production! I'll accept donations!

The great music industry debate-concerning file sharing!

Recently, the music industry decided to begin targeting users of filesharing programs such as Kazaa, Morpheus, and countless others with lawsuits. This activity has been undertaken to reinforce the moral consciousness of primarily students and teenagers who explored filesharing under the gratis service of Napster. I heard the statistic the other day that a survey indicated that 60 million Americans support filesharing. Fewer people voted for George W. in the last election. In any case, this issue will need to be dealt with the onslaught of greater ease in digital sharing and new technology which increases the availability of such activity. Tell me what you think!

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