Company motto 

Company motto

Supply One Plastics, the company I am employed by, has two lame mottos, probably because they completely lack a marketing division. The mottos include "A thermoformer you can work with" and "A quality product sells itself" (possibly the biggest marketing cop-out. I have therefore created several mottos they could use in place.
1. More plastic than you could fill a landfill with
2. We make plastic, so you can make actual products
3. Buy it!! Please!! It's Plaaastic. (In a really whiny voice)
4. Spastic Plastic-it's great. Spastic Plastic-don't playa' hate! (more of a jingle than a motto)
5. Supply One Plastics- your number one plastic supplier (maybe that's what their problem is-their name says it all)
6. Did somebody say Supply One Plastics (if Mcdonald's isn't going to use it, they can)
7. Domo arigato, Supply One Plastics, Mata ah-oo hima de, Domo arigato, Supply One Plastifcs, Himitsu wo shiri tai
(Thanks Styx)
8. Veni Viddi Vicci (J. Caesar's motto) (Take Latin)
9. A quality thermoformer sells work to itself. (A combination of the two present mottos)
10. Buy our plastics, and we won't make toy swords and helmets and attack you!