Matt's Guide to Super Hero Movie Production!!!! 

Matt's Guide to Super Hero Movie Production!!!!

Recently, among X Men, X Men 2, Spiderman, The Hulk, and Daredevil, there has been a recent increase in the popularity and production of superhero movies. In order to assist in this production of these movies here is MATT's guide to making your very own super hero movie!
1. Pick a super hero. There are many unused superheroes-the Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and even El Diablo (anyone play Freedom Force?) come to mind. If you are really stuck, make up your own. You will have to do this yourself though, that's another guide.
2. Get a rock band to make a very generic and mediocre song that seems to apply to the plot of the movie. Don't worry if it's bad. It doesn't matter, people don't watch movies for music.
3. Make some accessories! Video games, music Cds (here is where that song is handy), action figures, T-shirts, lunch boxes, and pogs (they have to become popular again sometime--why not reinitiate the craze). Remember more markets means more money!
4. Sell sell sell! Time to cash in. Have fun with the money, and thank you for using MATT FISTER'S guide to superhero movie production! I'll accept donations!