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Lisa Goes to College
Word Sheet!
1. (adjective)
2. (noun)
3. (a number)
4. (adjective)
5. (verb)
6. (a time)
7. (a noun)
8. (a noun)
9. (a place)
10. (exclamation)
11. (a name)
12. (an adverb)
13. (a grade)
14. (noun)
15. (noun plural)
16. (adverb)

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Lisa Goes to College
Mad Lib

Lisa, a ____(1)____ student and recent graduate of Governor Mifflin High School, is going to college. She is going to learn many subjects, but her major is _____(2)___ Studies. She has ____(3)_____ friends there. Her dorm room is _____(4)____, and she ____(5)____ her roommate. Lisa studied last night until ____(6)___ to prepare herself for her exam in ______(7)_____ 101 today. She thinks she is ready for this test, but she just realized that she left her ____(8)______ in the college _____(9)________. _____(10)_____! I can not take my test without my ______(8)____, Lisa shouted to herself, before she ran to the _____(9)______, to get her ________(8)______. Luckily for Lisa, her friend _____(11)____ had found her _____(8)_____. Lisa thanked ________(11)____, and quickly hurried off to take the exam. Lisa did __________(12)____ on the exam and received a _____(13)___ for the course. The morals of this story are--Your friends will help you out if you get yourself in ______(14)________, hard work pays off in _____(15)______, and Lisa will do ____(16)______ in college. Goodluck! Matt Fister

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Review-The Morning

Mornings are a time of day many people just don't appreciate, including the writer. They contain breakfast (the worst meal of the day), waking up (uhhhhh), and that weird feeling your teeth have before you brush them. Some people who enjoy mornings praise them for their promptness, go-get'em attitude, and for the beautiful sunrises they contain. I have never seen the sunrise, as that would require more waking up than I can usually handle. In any case, mornings are indeed quite unpleasant. We at Matt's Cool and Interesting Blog of the New Millenium rank mornings with 2 out of 10 pillows

Zine Review

FezZware presents, a zine by my ever notorious friend, Jessie Crater, is an excellent source of satirical and humorous cartoons, poems, and articles. I highly suggest reading it if you can get your hands on one. Vizit the wabsite at http://www.fezzware.com/. Check it out!

Woooooo, CMU

I'm at CMU now. Ummm. I guess that's it. It's pretty late and I'm tired. Goodnight.

Movie Review: Just Married

"Just Married" starring Brittany Murphy and Ashton Kutcher would be dissappointing, but I had no real expectations of anything spectacular. The humor was trite, The plot was forced, and the characters just weren't believable. Sure I laughed a couple of times, but I just couldn't enjoy it. The girls I was with seemed too though. The bottom line is that you'd be better off missing this one. The ranking: 3 weddings out of 10.

I rock!

Matt's Cool and Interesting Blog of the New Millenium rocks! I got a hit from someone searching MSN for "talking baby commercial". Yeah, I'm keeping the masses aware and out of despair 24-7. Rock on!

New York Review

New York retains its score of 10 skyscrapers out of 10. It rocked, as usual. A shout out to the non profit Shakespearian theatre (nice British spelling, huh?) group Oberon, for keeping me entertained in the park. By the way, does anyone know what fountain is in the Friends title song, Kayla and I think it's in Bryant park, but I don't know.

New York tomorrow! Wooo!

Yay! Tomorrow K and I are going to New York. You'll get a full review by Tuesday. Ummm... what else... If you're one of my friends who wants to see me again before college (and you normally wouldn't) drop me a line, we can probably do something sometime. Peace out.