My morality code 

My morality code

These are the Matt Fister Seven Bad Things. Don't break them and everyone will think you're a very nice person.

1. Self betrayal
2. Betrayal of friends
3. Lying when the truth is important
4. Pursuing anyone else while having a significant other
5. Pursuing anyone who has a significant other
6. Being a total jerk
7. Sleeping in


//My thoughts on these: Rules 1 and 2 often conflict, 1 takes precedence. 3 is important when the truth is important. 4 and 5 are similar and mega important. 6 is obvious. 7 can be broken but only if you're really tired.