Matt and the Case of the Missing Shower Curtains 

Matt and the Case of the Missing Shower Curtains

Waking up this tender morning, I had one thought on my mind. Shower. I had a need for the delicious cleanliness that could only be obtained through a shower. Walking into the bathroom I noticed an oddity. Rectangular pieces of canvas were lying on the floor. Being the morning I thought nothing was amiss. I walked to the showers. Then I noticed that the shower curtains were not there. Using my Holmes like intuition, I surmised that someone had taken the shower curtain and placed it on the floor like a pile of colorful leaves that were not so colorful and bigger and flatter. But who would be the perpetrator of such a crime? Who would participate in an act so heinous, or a practical joke so unfunny. FACT. I went to sleep at 1:00 and woke up at 8:00 the crime took place during the interlude. FACT. Raucous (drunken) behavior was going on in our hall last night, but it seemed to quiet down by 2:00ish. FACT. There's no way I'm showering in a communal shower. FACT. Thankfully, we were able to put the curtains up in about five minutes. Can Matt solve this most vexing case?