Knock Knock Jokes
Since I forgot how knock knock jokes work, here are a bunch of Matt Fister originals to enjoy (or not).
Knock Knock--Who's There--Cantalope--Cantalope Who?--I can't elope, my parents took my car.
Knock Knock--Who's There--Atch--Atch Who?--God bless you.
Knock Knock--Who's There--Git--Git Who?--Get down, you are under arrest.
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Secretary John: (Knock Knock)
Boss Belinda: Who's there?
Secretary John: A Miss <unintelligible>
Boss Belinda: A Miss who?
Secretary John: Aw, Boss! I miss you too!
I like my politically correct knock-knock joke that could be interpreted as subtle sexual harassment.
miss you. <3k
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