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Am I just a sex object to you? They're not power pills, Ms. PacMan. They're monkey balls and they have feelings!

I'm still in the mood. And I have a hankering for some Donkey!

Those commercials started running almost a month ago. You totally ruined the mood.

Has anyone else noticed the NetZero commertials that are takeoffs of several AOL commertials. They even have most of the same actors. Someone at AOL must really have dropped the ball and forgotten to copyright their commertials or something.

Seriously, I love this blog.

Donkey Kong, you smutty monkey! Give back my Princess! Stop it with the God Damn Flaming Barrels already!

Donkey Kong! I'm ashamed at you. I know full well my Ms. Pac - Man would never say such things. The entry labeled above as Ms. Pac-Man is probably just Donkey Kong posting as my baby. They can't stop our love, scmuckums.

I guess I went a little too far there, didn't I?

Dude, SHE came on to ME. I was like "No, you need to talk to Matt. I do not want to get dragged into this." She assured me that it was over between you two. You've missed out on a great woman, dude, even if she is a bit rotund. And man, can she fit a lot in her mouth.

No way! At first I thought it was cute when you called me mommy in bed, but after the tenth time it started to get creepy when you asked to get spanked because you were a bad boy, I'm not in to that kinky stuff. Besides I am currently in a loving and nurturing with Donkey Kong, and I don't care that he's your best friend.

Sorry Ms. Pac - Man. I shouldn't have taken you for granted. You know what? To make it up to you I'll buy you dinner - anything you want. You can even get one of those power up pills, I know they're your favorite. So whadd'yuh say? Will you get back together with me?

Obviously you have a horrible relationship with your mother. It is clear to me that she is overbearing and overprotective, and generally attempts to control you. You are trying to deal with this conflict by attempting to control those with less power than even yourself. Beware the consequences of this! You and Ms. Pac-Man have a loving relationship. Sacrificing this love to get back at your mother will get you nowhere. Perhaps you should talk to your mother, and tell her how you feel. It seems difficult now, but in the long run you will be glad you did. Don't forget to appologise to Ms. Pac-Man. She may be jaundiced, and she may wear too much make up, but she's all you have in life and I would hate to see you lose her.

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