Matt's Random Comics Contest! 

Matt's Random Comics Contest!

Write the most insane review of Matt's Random Comics and email it to mattfister@gmail.com by October 8th, 2004. The craziest review will receive an autographed hard copy of a random comic including a character of their choice via United states mail.

Legal stuff that I can think of:
This contest is only open to residents of the United States. All entries will be judged by Matthew Fister. Odds of winning depend on number of entries. All entries must include an address for the prize to be mailed to. Matt Fister receives all rights to the review upon recieval, especially the right to print the review online. Reviews cannot be returned. Void where prohibited! Good luck! Don't sue me please! Thanks!