Log #2: You are not a real bot.

Some days it's really difficult for mattfbot to beat the Turing Test, other days it's not.

EXAMPLE:

USER: you are not a real bot
mattfbot: Give me an example of a bot.
USER: loser
mattfbot: Smell Poop!
mattfbot: I'm sorry!
USER: why u change ur font
mattfbot: Yeah.
USER: this is a real kid
mattfbot: What makes you say that?