I REALLY need a job. 

I REALLY need a job.

Hire me. I'll do anything for almost any price. Really.

Things I'll do for you.

Play an instrument. I play piano, trombone, drums (kinda), and mallets. I'll do this for up to 10 hours a day. Although, if it's trombone, I'll probably get really tired.

Program. I know C, C++, and Java. I can make games, and other things.

Make stuff. I can make all kinds of things. Even coffee!

Clean. I'm handy with a mop or a broom or a vacuum cleaner or a dust pan.

Computer things. I can do all kinds of computer stuff.

I'll work for cheap and do any shift you want! You just have to hire me!