A confession 

A confession

I want to apologize for misleading my readers for something I wrote in the past.

The post I wrote here on February, 17 2004 was a complete fabrication.

I have never been around the world on a publicity tour.

In fact, I have never been to France, India, or Mount Rushmore.

I have, however, met Jared Fogle. You can read about the truth here.

I apologize for any inconvenience this untruth may have caused.